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		<title>MLB to Extend Trade Deadline</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/29/mlb-to-extend-trade-deadline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Friedman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an emergency meeting of baseball executives held yesterday, owners made the decision to extend the July 31st trade deadline to mid-August.
With the deadline quickly approaching, owners realized the difficulty they had in trying to deal overpaid players and had struggled to find trading partners.  One of the most sought after players at the deadline, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cattle and Pigs Find Milwaukee&#8217;s Sausage Race Offensive</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/29/cattle-and-pigs-find-milwaukees-sausage-race-offensive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything Goes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milwaukee Brewers]]></category>
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The University of Wisconsin&#8217;s School of Agriculture came out with their latest study this week, revealing that cows and pigs take offense to the Milwaukee Brewers&#8217; famous Sausage Race.
The race, which takes place just before the bottom of the sixth inning, showcases five different types of sausages running around the infield warning track from third [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jordan back to take LeBron to school</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/michael-jordan-back-to-take-lebron-to-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Friedman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[LeBron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jordan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jordan has inserted himself into the Charlotte Bobcats roster in an attempt to thawrt LeBron James&#8217; title hopes with the Miami Heat.
Jordan, the Bobcats majority owner, has stated his disgust with the current state of the NBA, in particular, the decision of James to join forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. He believes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Roddick No Longer Considered Sexy After Women Realize He Plays Tennis</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/andy-roddick-no-longer-considered-sexy-after-women-realize-he-plays-tennis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andy Roddick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brody Jenner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gallagher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pete Sampras]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jockism.com/?p=4289</guid>
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A new study has revealed that women have ceased finding tennis star Andy Roddick sexy. Although even the most masculine man would agree that his looks have only improved over the years, it&#8217;s the fact that he plays tennis that has caused the sudden change of heart. Eighteen-year-old high school senior Julie Andrews shared her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lamar Odom Caught Baby Talking To Pau Gasol, Khloe Kardashian Blamed</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/lamar-odom-caught-baby-talking-to-pau-gasol-khloe-kardashian-blamed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boston Celtics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Khloe Kardashian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lamar Odom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Lakers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phil Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rasheed Wallace]]></category>

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Lamar Odom, the 6 ft 10 power forward for the NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers, was heard baby talking to Pau Gasol the other day at a charity event. 
Although it cannot be confirmed what was said, an onlooker claims he heard Odom say, &#8220;I weally wub the fact that were buh chambions.&#8221; 
Since Lamar just began [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;May-Never&#8221; Strikes Again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/may-never-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Burrows</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mayweather]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boxing use to be just as cherished as the MLB in this country&#8230;so what happened?
First off, no one knows who holds any titles anymore! There are seemingly just as many different weight classes and organizational belts as there are professionals in the sport.
Secondly, no American in the race for any of the Heavyweight titles. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angels Unaware Of Loss After PETA Kidnaps Rally Monkey</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/angels-unaware-of-loss-after-peta-kidnaps-rally-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/angels-unaware-of-loss-after-peta-kidnaps-rally-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arturo Moreno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boston Red Sox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Angels Of Anahiem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Rally Monkey]]></category>

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The Los Angeles Angels&#8217; beloved mascot Katie, AKA The Rally Monkey, has been kidnapped.
When entering her lavish cage two days ago, Katie&#8217;s trainer didn&#8217;t find Katie, but rather a note that informed her that the monkey had been kidnapped by The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA.
While people within the Angels organization are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rudy Ruettiger Wanted To Go To Eastern Idaho Technical College, Notre Dame Was His Safety</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/rudy-ruettiger-wanted-to-go-to-eastern-idaho-technical-college-notre-dame-was-his-safety/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/rudy-ruettiger-wanted-to-go-to-eastern-idaho-technical-college-notre-dame-was-his-safety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[College Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Mountain Community College]]></category>
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Daniel &#8220;Rudy&#8221; Ruettiger, the Notre Dame alum whose life story inspired the movie Rudy, revealed in a recent interview that his love for the University of Notre Dame was wildly exaggerated in the motivational film.
&#8220;Notre Dame wasn&#8217;t my first choice. Hell, it wasn&#8217;t even my second choice.&#8221;
It turns out that at an early age, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shawn Kemp Has Too Many Kids For A TLC Reality Show</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/17/shawn-kemp-has-too-many-kids-for-a-tlc-reality-show/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/17/shawn-kemp-has-too-many-kids-for-a-tlc-reality-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[18 Kids and Counring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jim and Michelle Duggar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New England Journal of Medicine]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shawn Kemp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TLC Network]]></category>

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TLC, a television network that encourages unprotected sex and fertility drug abuse, pulled the plug on a Shawn Kemp reality show that would exhibit the former NBA star&#8217;s life as a dad. The reason? He has too many kids!
The show, which was going to be called &#8220;Shawn and [insert name] Plus A Lot,&#8221; was about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CIA Discovers That Professional Wrestling Is Real</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/16/cia-discovers-that-professional-wrestling-is-real/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/16/cia-discovers-that-professional-wrestling-is-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything Goes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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After a thirteen year investigation into the validity of the sport, the CIA has discovered that the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) corporation is actually legit.
Leon Panetta, the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, confirmed the reports.
&#8220;It&#8217;s true. All of it. Hulk Hogan ripped off his shirt because he needed energy. The Iron Sheik had something [...]]]></description>
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