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	<title>Jockism &#187; Anything Goes</title>
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		<title>Cattle and Pigs Find Milwaukee&#8217;s Sausage Race Offensive</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/29/cattle-and-pigs-find-milwaukees-sausage-race-offensive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Milwaukee Brewers]]></category>
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The University of Wisconsin&#8217;s School of Agriculture came out with their latest study this week, revealing that cows and pigs take offense to the Milwaukee Brewers&#8217; famous Sausage Race.
The race, which takes place just before the bottom of the sixth inning, showcases five different types of sausages running around the infield warning track from third [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jordan back to take LeBron to school</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/michael-jordan-back-to-take-lebron-to-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Friedman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[LeBron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Jordan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jordan has inserted himself into the Charlotte Bobcats roster in an attempt to thawrt LeBron James&#8217; title hopes with the Miami Heat.
Jordan, the Bobcats majority owner, has stated his disgust with the current state of the NBA, in particular, the decision of James to join forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. He believes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lamar Odom Caught Baby Talking To Pau Gasol, Khloe Kardashian Blamed</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/lamar-odom-caught-baby-talking-to-pau-gasol-khloe-kardashian-blamed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Basketball]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Phil Jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rasheed Wallace]]></category>

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Lamar Odom, the 6 ft 10 power forward for the NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers, was heard baby talking to Pau Gasol the other day at a charity event. 
Although it cannot be confirmed what was said, an onlooker claims he heard Odom say, &#8220;I weally wub the fact that were buh chambions.&#8221; 
Since Lamar just began [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;May-Never&#8221; Strikes Again&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/may-never-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William Burrows</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Boxing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mayweather]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pacquiao]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.jockism.com/?p=4315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Boxing use to be just as cherished as the MLB in this country&#8230;so what happened?
First off, no one knows who holds any titles anymore! There are seemingly just as many different weight classes and organizational belts as there are professionals in the sport.
Secondly, no American in the race for any of the Heavyweight titles. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angels Unaware Of Loss After PETA Kidnaps Rally Monkey</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/angels-unaware-of-loss-after-peta-kidnaps-rally-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/angels-unaware-of-loss-after-peta-kidnaps-rally-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arturo Moreno]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Rally Monkey]]></category>

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The Los Angeles Angels&#8217; beloved mascot Katie, AKA The Rally Monkey, has been kidnapped.
When entering her lavish cage two days ago, Katie&#8217;s trainer didn&#8217;t find Katie, but rather a note that informed her that the monkey had been kidnapped by The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA.
While people within the Angels organization are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rudy Ruettiger Wanted To Go To Eastern Idaho Technical College, Notre Dame Was His Safety</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/rudy-ruettiger-wanted-to-go-to-eastern-idaho-technical-college-notre-dame-was-his-safety/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/27/rudy-ruettiger-wanted-to-go-to-eastern-idaho-technical-college-notre-dame-was-his-safety/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
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Daniel &#8220;Rudy&#8221; Ruettiger, the Notre Dame alum whose life story inspired the movie Rudy, revealed in a recent interview that his love for the University of Notre Dame was wildly exaggerated in the motivational film.
&#8220;Notre Dame wasn&#8217;t my first choice. Hell, it wasn&#8217;t even my second choice.&#8221;
It turns out that at an early age, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CIA Discovers That Professional Wrestling Is Real</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/16/cia-discovers-that-professional-wrestling-is-real/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/16/cia-discovers-that-professional-wrestling-is-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Milnamow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything Goes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

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After a thirteen year investigation into the validity of the sport, the CIA has discovered that the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) corporation is actually legit.
Leon Panetta, the Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, confirmed the reports.
&#8220;It&#8217;s true. All of it. Hulk Hogan ripped off his shirt because he needed energy. The Iron Sheik had something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Obama wins surprise ESPY Award</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/15/president-obama-wins-surprise-espy-award/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/15/president-obama-wins-surprise-espy-award/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Friedman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A surprise award was given to an amateur athlete at tonight&#8217;s ESPY Awards show at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. In an audience which featured some of the world&#8217;s most recognizable superstars, President Barack Obama hardly needed an introduction as he walked to the stage to accept a surprise award.
Obama&#8217;s cameo and his &#8220;Lifetime [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Seared @ St. Andrews by UK Media? Really?</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/13/tiger-seared-st-andrews-by-uk-media-really/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/13/tiger-seared-st-andrews-by-uk-media-really/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sebastian Casano</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[tiger st. andrews]]></category>
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Apparently, the British Media was waiting adamantly (probably drooling) to get their chance to grill Tiger Woods since his Thanksgiving Night Debacle and what followed.  They were however, unsuccessful in their attempts to get Tiger to comment on his impending and seemingly inevitable divorce with his wife of six years.
A member of the UK media [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MLB Forced to Stock All-Star Game Rosters with Futures Game Players</title>
		<link>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/13/mlb-forced-to-stock-all-star-game-rosters-with-futures-game-players/</link>
		<comments>http://www.jockism.com/2010/07/13/mlb-forced-to-stock-all-star-game-rosters-with-futures-game-players/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 11:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aaron Friedman</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Organizational depth and Baseball&#8217;s future stars will be on display not just for the Futures Game, but also in tomorrow&#8217;s Midsummer Classic at Angel Stadium in Anaheim. Today, the Major League Baseball Commissioner&#8217;s office has decided to replace several players unable to suit up for the All-Star Game with prospects already in Anaheim for the [...]]]></description>
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