Archive for: July, 2010

MLB to Extend Trade Deadline

In an emergency meeting of baseball executives held yesterday, owners made the decision to extend the July 31st trade deadline to mid-August.
With the deadline quickly approaching, owners realized the difficulty they had in trying to deal overpaid players and had struggled to find trading partners.  One of the most sought after players at the deadline, [...]

Cattle and Pigs Find Milwaukee’s Sausage Race Offensive

The University of Wisconsin’s School of Agriculture came out with their latest study this week, revealing that cows and pigs take offense to the Milwaukee Brewers’ famous Sausage Race.
The race, which takes place just before the bottom of the sixth inning, showcases five different types of sausages running around the infield warning track from third [...]

Michael Jordan back to take LeBron to school

Michael Jordan has inserted himself into the Charlotte Bobcats roster in an attempt to thawrt LeBron James’ title hopes with the Miami Heat.
Jordan, the Bobcats majority owner, has stated his disgust with the current state of the NBA, in particular, the decision of James to join forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. He believes [...]

Andy Roddick No Longer Considered Sexy After Women Realize He Plays Tennis

A new study has revealed that women have ceased finding tennis star Andy Roddick sexy. Although even the most masculine man would agree that his looks have only improved over the years, it’s the fact that he plays tennis that has caused the sudden change of heart. Eighteen-year-old high school senior Julie Andrews shared her [...]

Lamar Odom Caught Baby Talking To Pau Gasol, Khloe Kardashian Blamed

Lamar Odom, the 6 ft 10 power forward for the NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers, was heard baby talking to Pau Gasol the other day at a charity event. 
Although it cannot be confirmed what was said, an onlooker claims he heard Odom say, “I weally wub the fact that were buh chambions.” 
Since Lamar just began [...]

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