No More Nomar; He Prefers Anal, I Mean Analyst

by Russ Mar 10th, 2010 Anything Goes. RSS 2.0.

         

Nomar Garciaparra has finally decided to be injured while being retired, instead of being injured the last ten years with injury after injury leaving his once potential Hall Of Fame career more of a foot note.

To add insult to injury, he signed a one day contract with the Boston Red Sox, the same team that shipped him out of town to win a championship.

He decided to leave the MLB to be an ESPN analyst which means one thing. Sex with interns.

You win Nomar.

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