Shaq: Tell Me How My Dunks Taste

by Russ Jan 20th, 2010 Anything Goes. RSS 2.0.

         

Shaquille O’Neal has alway been great for the NBA, great for entertainment and great for ridicule. (EX: Kazaam) But he has now brought up a GREAT idea for the lagging and worthless All-Star dunk contest.

His idea is simple, bring back the superstars and do it for Haiti. The fans pay theses players millions of dollars, it would be nice to see them give back.

Shaq wants Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Vince Carter to be able to win a big cash prize, which they don’t need. But half of the cash prize would go to Haiti.

Since the announcement, Vince Carter has rudely declined, and Kobe Bryant is too busy raping chicks. Of courseĀ LeBron James should forever be bashed for promising to be apart of the event last year and then taking his name out of the fold.

Its time for the NBA dunk contest to be awesome again. Let’s make this happen!!!

This post was written by Russ Weakland, who would do the dunk contest and not be a pussy like these NBA assholes.

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