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The Dallas Cowboys finished their fight against the Minnesota Vikings almost the way everyone anticipated. The only thing the defense managed to surprise me with was the lack of effort towards the end of the game.
With 2:00 minutes left in the game, Brett Favre and the rest of the Vikings picked up on the Cowboys laziness and, like they did all game, capitalized by throwing a TD to Visanthe Shiancoe.
This did not sit well with Keith Brooking, who thought throwing a touchdown at that juncture in the game while already up by 24 was, in his words, “totally classless and disrespectful.”
In response, Brooking rushed over to chew out Childress and Favre as the Vikings walked back to their sideline in celebration. No one really seemed to notice except the ref, who quickly whipped out his own dick to show Brooking what real men are born with.
My advice to Brooking: get off your period and back to the sideline. You got spanked by a 40 year-old Wrangler Jeans spokesman and you just don’t know how to handle it, which is acceptable. But don’t let your vagina run red with fury.
If it meant that much to you that another TD was scored, try playing defense.
Written by Chuck Nelson. Inspired by Vagisil.
What’s to comment on? Yer an ass. Not in 46 years has a team up by at least 20 with 2 minutes to go even TRIED to throw for a score. It was indeed classless. Sportsmanship be damned is no surprise coming from Favre. It’s his M.O. While holding the Vikes and Pack hostage this last off season, it was evident Favre only cares about Favre. But THAT touchdown was as unsportsman as it gets. With 6 minutes left you can clearly see Brett glaring over at the Dallas sideline, pissed off the Cowboys had called timeout. Guess he expects a team to quit with 6 minutes left, and if they don’t…well, he’ll throw a touchdown pass. What is he….12? He tried TWICE in the last 5 minutes to throw one. Padding stats…running up the score…pissed we didn’t quit? Doesn’t matter WHY…what matters is that he showed his true ass. The really confusing thing…Vikings fans actually liked it. What are you guys trying to compete with Philly for most obnoxious fan awards? Karma is boomerang shaped my booshwah idiotic friend. Better hope he doesn’t come back next year…to Cowboy stadium. Better KNOW we will blitz till he stops breathing. But not after we go up by 20 with 2 minutes left…that would be pathetic.
Shut up Dan, Keith Brooking is a joke! Are you kidding me?? Who does this guy think he is? (Ray lewis) Cowboy fans are just mad, because they suck just like keith brooking haha. I wonder how getting sent home felt?? lets ask keith ha